Shall we?
Onishibari no mi ga akakunatta
Kanari na kibun o sashihasande-miru
Umaretakute kita mi ja nai kara
Shinitaku-nakutemo shinun darou toka
Satorikitta furi de
Ikite-miru ii ja nai
Hito no yo wa itsumo senbiki ga kitsui kara
Matomo ni ikeba kizudarake
Kizu o name-name ikou kana
Oni o su ni shite kuu sa
Patch, patch with something red
Like a maraschino cherry
And frozen cranberry
Chut, chut, with someone hot
Like an equalitarian
And yam-yngdourian
Fad, fad with something cool
Like a hidden luminary
And will-o-the-wisp too
Kosoku na shudan de toki o kaseide
Kisanji shina hana o matsu ma wa
The place they arrive at is a thousand years ago in Abenobashi Shopping...
No, there isn't even a bridge, much less a shopping arcade.
It's just plain Abeno.
When you think of Abeno, you think of Abeno Seimei.
Eutus' true identity was that famous Onmyou mystic.
So, what we've found out so far...
One, the mysterious incidents that have happened thus far were all Eutus' fault.
Two, Mune-mune is Sasshi's grandma!
Three, if they go back to their original world, Grandpa Masa will be dead. Whoa!
That third one is especially heavy there.
Faced with this shocking truth,
what will grade school kid Sasshi's next move be?
He can't possibly tell Arumi.
Hey, wait for me!
Miss Namiko...
Akira...
I'm so bored.
And there's nothin' good on TV, either.
Ho! Takonoushi has managed to hang in there at the edge of the ring!
Dohyou!
So, this week's theme will be men's arts and crafts.
Shugei!
In other words, you are saying that the starting point
for various forms of artistic expression was imitation.
Mohou!
You guys ain't funny!
Oh, the TV was my last hope!
This is bad.
I'm gonna die of boredom!
Hello, Arumi!
Sasshi!
And how are you today? Well, I hope?
What's Sasshi doin' on television? What's that stupid lookin' outfit?
My, my, Arumi, you seem to be in a foul mood.
You can hear what I'm sayin'?
Of course, I can hear you. Because I am...
I felt like I hadn't been fair to ya, but when I came back,
you weren't there and I didn't see the Mister or any goblins around!
You got any idea what a tough time I've had here?!
That's why I...
If you've got the time to be makin' excuses, hurry up and do somethin'!
I know that. Quit hurryin' me.
'Course I'm in a hurry!
Day after day, I've been stuck in this stupid world all by myself,
starin' at the TV until my eyes glazed over!
It's done!
Hey!
What're ya doin'? Cut it out!
We're here!
What the hell d'you do to me?!
Episode 10 Fluffy, Bubbly? Abenobashi * Fairy Tale Shopping Arcade
What the heck is that gaudy, cheap lookin' castle?
A store sellin' glasses?
Non, non, non.
Not again?
Non, non.
This is a fantastic fairy tale land for mademoiselle to enjoy.
Fairy tale?
Oui. Fairy tale?
Oui.
This way.
Kyapiryun!
Kyariryun!
Congratulations! You are Sasshiland's very first visitor!
Yay!
Sasshiland?
Congratulations! Sasshiland
To start with, here's your supplementary prize
of a year's supply of the latest video game consoles!
What d'you mean, a year's supply? Just one'll last ya for years.
A year's supply of LCD TVs.
A year's supply of PCs.
A year's supply of rare uniforms.
A year's supply of luxury sports cars.
A year's supply this, a year's supply that...
You guys must be morons.
Where's that moron Sasshi?!
Je ne sais pas.
Gettin' all these girls together!
This world sure seems like somethin' that moron'd think up!
You sure as hell ain't gettin' away with it this time!
She's mad for some reason.
I thought she'd be happy for sure if I did all that for her.
I wonder what it was that rubbed her the wrong way?
I just don't understand girls.
Well, it can't be helped. Let's move on to plan H-6.
Roger that!
What kinda sensibility is this? It hurts my eyes.
Hello and welcome, hop.
Mr. Kouhei?
I've got sweet candy, sweet cotton candy, and sweet ice cream.
Which would you like, hop?
"Hop"? Well, not that it matters.
Say, Mr. Kouhei, have ya seen Sasshi?
Katsura?
Sasshi!
Welcome!
No, no, you don't gotta do that.
First Star
Welcome!
This is more shamelessly gaudy than the ol' ladies of Osaka.
It's makin' my head spin.
No!
Take care!
What the heck?! I said I don't wanna go!
But this world's even worse than the ones we've already been to.
Ya think so?
But I'm going to make sure you have tons of fun from here on out!
Aren't you just looking forward to it?
This ain't fun.
Are ya right in the head?
You were stupid to begin with,
but you sure your brain's not rottin' with worms growin' inside?
Wearin' that weird outfit, and that goofy look on your face.
Don't say my face looks goofy!
Besides, where the heck are you right now?
The place that controls this world!
Control?
Bekachu
How's that?! You surprised now?!
Bekachu
Bekachu?
Bekachu Huh?
Oh, wrong one! This isn't it, either. Let's see...
Here!
Don't fall asleep!
Huh? So, what?
Here, here, here! An Onmyou mystic license!
I can now use hitogata to cast magic, come and go to other worlds,
and do lots of other stuff like create worlds!
Really?
So? Are ya surprised?
Well, you just do whatever you wanna do.
I'm not interested in that stuff anyway.
What?! This is where you're supposed to be more surprised!
Don't you get it?!
Like seeing how an Onmyou mystic's dressed and shriekin' 'bout how cool he is.
Your outfit's so stupid lookin'.
Don't say it's a stupid outfit!
Listen closely.
This is an excellent costume based on geomancy and mystical physics!
Its first surprising feature is
the number of hitogata that you can carry with you at all times!
An amazing 50 hitogata!
This is 1.5 times more than previous costumes!
Did you hear me? 1.5 times more! Furthermore...
Even the Demon's Gate and Rear Demon's Gate are at your disposal.
This all-directional gyroscope is a standard feature!
Not only that, its size is adjustable
and it has extra urethane, making it excellently airtight!
On top of which, here you are!
It's reversible!
I told ya not to fall asleep!
I get you.
So, you've become an honest-to-goodness Onmyou mystic, right?
That's right!
Then how 'bout hurryin' up and sendin' us back to our own world?
Well, I could do that, but...
I thought I'd get you to enjoy this world first!
I'm not enjoyin' it at all! I don't wanna be here one bit!
What?! But it's such a fun place! Why not?!
I guess it's still not enough.
All right, Arumi, I'll take you to an even more fun world!
Oh, hey, Sasshi! I told ya I don't want this!
First Star
What the?
No! I don't wanna go!
Girl, what are you doing?!
Gracious! And you're dressed so pretty!
Pretty?
Get yourself over here!
Huh? What? Excuse me...
At this rate, I probably should have plan N-3 ready too.
Introduction to the Onmyou Way
Let's see, let's see...
Found it!
"Use hitogata and make them do all sorts of things."
First, once you've decided on the hitogata to use...
You set it and...
I see, I see.
Do you hear me?! Have everything cleaned before the end of the day!
Um, I don't really wanna do any of this or anythin'...
So now it's a Cinderella game?
Honestly, it's one thing after another...
Oh, poor, poor Arumiderella.
Treated cruelly by your evil stepmother,
you are not even allowed to go to the ball, are you?
I shall use my magic now and send you to that ball!
Don't want it.
Now, don't say that.
I don't want what I don't want!
Normally, this is where everyone becomes really happy.
Oh, I know!
If you go to the ball, you will meet the prince!
I don't wanna meet him at all.
You will receive a year's supply of glass slippers!
Don't need 'em.
This is a problem. We can't move things along at this rate.
Well, I'm gonna go home.
You're goin' home?!
You can't go home!
What's with that outfit?
I'm the prince. If you won't come see me, the story won't move along!
There's no way in hell I'd be happy doin' stupid things like this!
What are ya tryin' to pull here?!
Stupid... Well, sure, maybe it is, but...
You were sayin' you wanted to do Cinderella for Performing Arts Day at school, so...
You know!
Would ya quit doin' things that are as stupid as offerin' teacakes
to someone bleedin' his guts out and about to die?!
I see, I see, I see.
What d'you mean?
If ya keep doin' these stupid things forever, you'll see heavenly punishment someday!
I'm not afraid of heavenly punishment!
After all, I'm an honest-to-goodness Onmyou mystic.
Bring it on! Arrows, guns, teddy bears, what have you!
What's a bear doin' here?
Oh, that hurt.
What's goin' on? Sasshi?!
Let's see, when a hitogata has frozen up...
Wrong!
"Did you forget to do this?"
Not that!
If you're makin' out in a park and someone suddenly addresses you from behind,
You did somethin' dumb again, didn't you? If you're makin' out in a park and someone suddenly addresses you from behind,
You did somethin' dumb again, didn't you? And when you turn around, you see the girl's father...
and when you turn around, you see the girl's father...
No, no, no!
Oh, is this the Onmyou mystic support center?
I've got a big problem!
What? The serial number?
Not the one on the manual?
The number on the box?
I tossed that box first thing!
Why only me?
How're ya gonna take care of that huge bear?
I know! Plan H-7!
Arumi, as an Onmyou mystic, I'll take care of it somehow,
so would you buy me some time until I can?
Are ya seriously okay? You're actin' a little weird.
Oh, this is...
Hewwo, there!
What is this?
Never mind, just do what Henyasuke tells you to do!
This thing's called Henyasuke?
Arumi, transform, piro!
Huh?
Now, use this wand
and borrow some magical power from the Kingdom of Ether, piro!
Magical...
power?
I don't need that! I ain't doin' any of this, you hear?!
We don't have time for the incantation, so we'll abbreviate it, piro.
Transform!
Arumitchi!
Hey, quit movin' my body without my permission!
And what's with this? The cloth is flimsy stuff.
Where d'you buy somethin' like this?
I bought it from a thrift shop, piro.
That's not important! Now, get on this!
We have to hurry and save everyone, piro!
I've been tellin' you I don't wanna do this, haven't I?!
Why do I gotta...
I'm gonna throw up...
Now, defeat that bear!
No way! What the hell am I supposed to do?!
You'll just have to hold him here with your magic, piro!
The incantation is...
Why do I gotta do somethin' stupid like that?
Quit it, damn it!
Something or other, whatever works, some platitudes, pararira poof!
Wow, Arumi, that was amazin'!
You did all of it yourself.
It didn't work at all.
How was it, Arumi? Did you enjoy yourself, piro?
Sure, it was FUN!
Oh, where is it? It should definitely be here.
Oh, here it is! Here it is! "When a hitogata goes out of control."
What's it say?
Once a hitogata has left its master's hands and goes out of control,
there is no way to stop it.
That's garbage! What kinda manual is this?
Let's see, if you absolutely must stop it no matter what...
Uh-huh, uh-huh...
What?! No way!
Oh, fine!
Okay, all of you, go!
Yes, sir!
And a one, two...
It's ready!
Okay!
All things extant in this world,
gods of Heaven, gods of Earth, return them to the void.
Thus shall it be.
It's clean gone now.
Yeah.
Well, I'm glad, I'm glad.
I don't really get it,
but bein' human, havin' your health is what's most important after all.
So, shall we go home now?
Say, why're you so against goin' back to our own world?
Is it 'cause I'm movin' away?
'Cause you'll be lonely?
I won't forget about you, even when I go to Hokkaido.
I know, I'll write! I'll call as often as I can too.
And I'll visit Osaka durin' summer and winter breaks.
Knock it off already. Why're ya so quiet? It's creepy.
That's not all.
What?
At first, that was the reason for it.
You were sayin' you were goin' to Hokkaido, so...
But...
Now, there's more...
That is, if we go back to our world...
If we were to go back...
What if we go back?
Come on, Sasshi, let's go home.
No matter what happens, ya can't defy fate.
Our original world's the best place for us. Right?
You know how to get back, don't you?
Let's go back to our own world together. Okay?
Please.
I understand.
I'll do it.
Okay, here we go!
Yeah!
All things extant in this world,
gods of Heaven, gods of Earth, let them be as they should be.
All things extant in this world,
gods of Heaven, gods of Earth, let them be as they should be.
All things extant in this world,
gods of Heaven, gods of Earth, let them be as they should be.
Thus shall it be.
Hold on a second.
I feel like we've gone through this before...
Sasshi!
Hey, Sasshi!
Look at me!
Hey, what IS that?!
What's that stuff depicted in your eyes?!
Dunno...
Sasshi, you're thinkin' of some stupid fantasy again, aren't you?!
What might you be talkin' about?
Liar! Don't you still get it after everythin' I've said to you?!
Maybe you should try dyin' a couple times?!
I...
I'm thinkin' of you...
Thinkin' of me my butt! This isn't makin' me happy at all!
You don't know anythin'!
You're the one who doesn't get it!
Is there nothin' but stupid stuff crammed in your head?!
Whoa, what're these? This is disgustin'.
Quit peekin' into my head without my permission!
To be continued
Anata no kokoro ni kaze ga aru nara
Soshite sore ga haru no kaze narae
Watashi hitori de fukarete-mitai na itsumade mo
Itsumade mo
Anata no kokoro ni sora ga aru nara
Soshite sore ga aoi sora nara
Watashi hitori de nobotte-mitai na dokomade mo
Dokomade mo
Datte itsumo anata wa waratte iru dake
Soshite watashi o dakishimeru dake
Next time! Next time!
Next time, next time, next time, next time, next time, next time!
What the heck? You scared me there. Next time, next time, next time, next time, next time, next time!
What the heck? You scared me there.
Anyway, I'm goin' to do the preview before you butt in!
Do whatever you want.
Come on, hurry up. You're gonna run out of time again.
Oh, you're right.
Let's see, Let's see, in the next Magical Shopping Arcade Abeno...
Hi, it's Mune-mune! Let's see, Let's see, in the next Magical Shopping Arcade Abeno...
Hi, it's Mune-mune!
Oh, my.
I didn't have many scenes this time, so I'm visiting!
No, no, no, no, I'm goin' to do the preview now and...
Preview?! Oh, I'll do it! I wanna do the preview!
No, like I said, I'm... Preview?! Oh, I'll do it! I wanna do the preview!
Look forward to the next episode of Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi!
See you! Watch us!
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